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Anniversary Jokes

   July 25, 2015, 9:39 PM

A couple decide to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary by booking the suite where they had their honeymoon. They have breakfast in bed and the wife says, ‘My dear, this is so romantic. My breasts...


   July 25, 2015, 9:38 PM

A farmer and his wife are preparing their wedding anniversary dinner. The wife says, ‘Should I go out and kill a chicken?’ The husband replies, ‘Why blame a bird for something that happened twenty yea...


   July 25, 2015, 9:46 PM

A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years of marriage with a big anniversary party. At one point they were toasted, then asked what it’s like to be married for 50 years. The wife, known to have ...


   July 25, 2015, 9:48 PM

A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?” He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.” The friend then asked, ...


   July 25, 2015, 9:49 PM

Bob and Nancy were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, Bob wanted to know if Nancy was always faithful. Bob asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?" Nancy replied, "Yes, three t...


   July 25, 2015, 9:37 PM

For our anniversary my wife said she wanted to go somewhere she’d never been before. I said, ‘How about the kitchen?’...


   July 25, 2015, 9:38 PM

He asked how they should celebrate their twenty-five years of marriage. She suggested a two minute silence....


   July 25, 2015, 9:50 PM

Husband woke up after surgery... He called his wife to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to sup...


   June 14, 2015, 7:14 PM

I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's....


   June 14, 2015, 7:17 PM

My wife and I had words on our anniversary night. Well, I had words; She had paragraphs. ...


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