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   November 25, 2015, 7:09 PM

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"...


   November 25, 2015, 7:09 PM

I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym. Guess we just weren't working out....


   November 25, 2015, 7:09 PM

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"...


   November 25, 2015, 7:10 PM

I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better!...


   November 25, 2015, 7:10 PM

My girlfriend told me if I join one more comedy group on the Internet, shes going to leave me. Im really going to miss her....


   November 25, 2015, 7:10 PM

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye? A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side....


   November 25, 2015, 7:11 PM

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless....


   November 25, 2015, 7:11 PM

Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? A: She gave him the cold shoulder!...


   November 25, 2015, 7:12 PM

Q: What's the difference between men and beer? A: When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents....


   November 25, 2015, 7:12 PM

Q: Why did the pig break up with his boyfriend? A: He was a boar !...


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