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Halloween Jokes

   October 26, 2015, 11:24 PM

Friend:--- What are you gonna be for halloween?...... Me: Drunk!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:47 PM

Q: Why can’t mummies go on vacation?... Ans:--- Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:26 PM

Ques:-- What do little trees say on Halloween? Ans:-- Twig or treat!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:26 PM

Ques:-- Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?.... Ans:-- They’re a bunch of no bodies!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:45 PM

Ques:--- Do spooky scary monsters eat hot popcorn with their fingers?... Ans:--- NO, they eat some poor guys fingers separately!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:44 PM

Ques:--- How do ugly witches tell time?... Ans:--- With a witch watch!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:48 PM

Ques:--- How do vampires invite each other out for lunch?... Ans:--- Do you want to go for a bite?...


   October 26, 2015, 11:29 PM

Ques:--- How do you know your doctor is a vampire?.... Ans:---- He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:28 PM

Ques:--- How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?.... Ans:--- With a orange pumpkin patch!...


   October 26, 2015, 11:45 PM

Ques:--- How do you upset a blood sucking vampire?... Ans:--- Go to his house and install a large skylight!...


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