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Love Jokes For Him

   September 27, 2015, 10:49 AM

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon&stars. . . . . . . 2013 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot.. ...


   August 4, 2015, 6:10 PM

A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no 
secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that 
she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she w...


   September 4, 2015, 11:22 PM

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brus...


   September 27, 2015, 10:47 AM

A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says, "Take half and leave your ass!" The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"...


   August 4, 2015, 6:11 PM

As the music swelled during a recent wedding reception, my hopelessly romantic husband squeezed my hand, leaned in, and said, “You are better looking than half the women here.” Love Jokes For Him...


   September 27, 2015, 10:48 AM

Beggar - Give me food. Man - I'll give u vodka. Beggar - i don't drink. Man - i will give u cigarette Beggar - i don't smoke. Man - i will take u to d... ...


   August 4, 2015, 6:11 PM

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th. Love Jokes For Boyfriend...


   September 4, 2015, 11:19 PM

Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet? Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21? Girl: Umm, no! Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" ...


   September 27, 2015, 10:51 AM

Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.. ...


   September 27, 2015, 10:46 AM

Dad entered son's room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said.. Last seen on Whats App 1 min ago? ...


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