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Santa Banta Shayari

   November 15, 2015, 10:25 PM

1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene I love you kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai. ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:25 PM

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha. ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:23 PM

45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.? boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha. ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:29 PM

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...! ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:29 PM

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:23 PM

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo. SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari - roti dedo Santa - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari - lao tamatar hi do Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h, KAMAKAR khao. ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:30 PM

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana. ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:31 PM

Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:25 PM

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA . ...


   November 15, 2015, 10:25 PM

Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye.. ...


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