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One Liner Sms

   September 17, 2015, 7:43 PM

"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you." ...


   September 17, 2015, 7:47 PM

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games....


   September 17, 2015, 7:45 PM

A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine. ...


   September 17, 2015, 7:57 PM

A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind....


   September 17, 2015, 7:56 PM

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away....


   September 17, 2015, 8:03 PM

And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars....


   September 17, 2015, 7:55 PM

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words....


   September 17, 2015, 7:57 PM

Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind....


   September 17, 2015, 7:49 PM

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple. ...


   September 17, 2015, 7:41 PM

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! ...


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