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Sardar Sms Or Messages

   November 27, 2015, 10:50 PM

" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo" Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping? JAY HIND.....


   November 27, 2015, 11:54 PM

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses." Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"...


   November 27, 2015, 10:39 PM

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha, Admi: Q mar rahe ho? Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diya,...


   November 27, 2015, 10:41 PM

1st time joke about sardarni.. All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working. . Bcoz, . . All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"...


   November 27, 2015, 10:46 PM

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye, Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100... Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi Hain.....


   November 27, 2015, 11:51 PM

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you." Paki:"What if I get 6?" Sardar:"You'll have to play again."...


   November 27, 2015, 11:53 PM

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you." Paki:"What if I get 6?" Sardar:"You'll have to play again."...


   November 27, 2015, 10:53 PM

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both...


   November 27, 2015, 11:49 PM

2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the. 1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE".. Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha.....


   November 27, 2015, 10:47 PM

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!...


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